When Satan goes green, hell is paved with good intentions!
Everybody’s going green today, even the devil! Electric scooters: GRR!
Heated terraces: GRR!
SUVs, plastic waste, over-consumption, etc.: GRRR!
The things that make him red with rage are too many to count. Thanks to all his age-old experience as a righter of wrongs, Satan (or Catan, as the green activists call him) is fully determined to turn mankind into an environmentally responsible species… whether they want to or not!
