One day, the Almighty finds himself with nothing to do, so he creates…the duck sex-toy! Of course, we imagine a pulsating existance full of joy and delight… but actually, when you’re an object of pleasure personified, life just a bit of a joke! We soon learn from the conversations between Sigmund the duck, a character far from enamoured with his ‘condition’, and his friend, Elise the cow-toy, that the owner-gadget relationship is not at all an easy one. Guy or girl, these cheeky confessions are sure to make you tremble with laughter!