When Satan goes green, hell is paved with good intentions!
Everybody’s going green today, even the devil! Electric scooters: GRR!
Heated terraces: GRR!
SUVs, plastic waste, over-consumption, etc.: GRRR!
The things that make him red with rage are too many to count. Thanks to
all his age-old experience as a righter of wrongs, Satan (or Catan, as
the green activists call him) is fully determined to turn mankind into
an environmentally responsible species… whether they want to or not!
When Satan goes green, hell is paved with good intentions!
Everybody’s going green today, even the devil! Electric scooters: GRR!
Heated terraces: GRR!
SUVs, plastic waste, over-consumption, etc.: GRRR!
The things that make him red with rage are too many to count. Thanks to
all his age-old experience as a righter of wrongs, Satan (or Catan, as
the green activists call him) is fully determined to turn mankind into
an environmentally responsible species… whether they want to or not!
